let me start this post with a tutorial,
four ways to spot models in a nightclub:
- they move in "packs"
- this mound of models is always in the centre of the club, therefore the remainder of patrons look in towards them.. much like a zoo
- there is one single puff of smoke hovering above them
- they are at least one foot taller than the average patron
i think australia needs to learn a lesson from asia, and the rest of the world, this lesson being: models = free stuff.
there are three clubs in guangzhou that offer this remarkable service, bound, duo and velvet. all three clubs offer free entry, at bound models are offered a free meal of their choice on the roof between nine and nine thirty (we attempted to go, but were a little too late) and afterwards are given free drink cards to enjoy at the bar downstairs. duo also offers free drink cards, only two, but never fear, once these run out the head of pr is always happy to offer you more (besides i'm pretty sure he likes moii). i know what you're thinking, it couldn't get better.. well.. at duo if the girls stay for three hours they get payed 300 rmb, this is the same for guys at the gay bar, an easy way to nearly double your weekly allowance.. this is how i will feed my shopping addiction.
all in all a fun night, met some cool people and my australian tally is now sitting on: three.
xx
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